are you doing warped this year?! from Anonymous
im not sure, i want to tho! but it might interfere with work. are you going?
Oh, you think Hans is a douchy prince?
LISTEN UP MOTHER FUCKERS, THIS IS (band name) *audible inhale* (current year stated loudly) YOU MOTHERFUCKERS NEED TO OPEN THIS PIT UP, SHOW US HOW THE (area code of area the show is taking place in) GETS DOWN. *audible inhale*(band name) IS HERE. TO FUCKING. STAY.
[drop d tuned guitar droning and double bass pedals blasting rhythmically]